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The Cool Greenhouse: Sod's Toastie 12"
Since the release of their acclaimed debut in 2020, supported by DIY & NME, the bandâs break-out track Alexa! has garnered over half a million plays, they have played throughout Europe including a host of festival slots (Latitude, Eurosonic and Glastonbury), and been playlisted by bands such as Gorillaz and Yard Act. With Hard Rock Potato, the first single from sophomore LP 'Sodâs Toastie' the band are set to continue their upward trajectory and capitalise on their numerous successes.
Our take: While I try to keep my writing for the Sorry State newsletter snappy, writing about the new album from the Cool Greenhouse, one of my favorite bands in the world, feels like an appropriate time to surrender to my natural tendency toward verbosity. If you havenât heard the Cool Greenhouse before, their songs are very witty and lyrically dense, often analyzing the absurdities of todayâs world and frequently causing me to literally LOL. Their music covers a wide stylistic swath, but they are followers of the Fall who have absorbed the three Rs, and their emphasis on repetition keeps the focus on the lyrics, which are the star of the show. The Cool Greenhouse is quirky and isnât for everyone (especially if you donât have a taste for things that are very British), but if you want to check them out, I encourage you to do so. This album, Sodâs Toastie, is a fine starting point, though their single âAlexaâ is my favorite track, and I also rate the Crap Cardboard Pet EP highly. If youâre already a fan of TCG, as I am, the question is: how does Sodâs Toastie stack up against their discography so far? My first impression was that itâs quite dark. While TCG hasnât shied away from the bleaker corners of reality on their previous releases (see, for instance, â4chanâ from their first album), Sodâs Toastie lingers on downer vibes that make me wonder, âTom, are you OK?â The title track is super depressing (though also hilarious), and âY.O.L.H.â and âI Lost My Headâ are also palpably bleak. After spending some time digesting Sodâs Toastie, though, I hear a lot of variation. âMusiciansâ and âGet Unjadedâ are both musically (if not lyrically) joyous, and âThe Next Stage of Destinyâ and âThe Neoprene Ravineâ are so acid-fried that itâs hard to figure out where they fall on the emotional register. Another thing that sticks out about Sodâs Toastie is its mix of home-recorded and full-band tracks. Who knows if this pattern will hold, but so far the Cool Greenhouseâs singles and EPs have been home productions that relied heavily on synths and drum machines, while their first album from 2020 featured a full-band lineup. Sodâs Toastie mixes the two approaches, and it works. I think the first album missed Tomâs home recording style, which has just as much character as his lyrics, but I also think the band has come into their own on Sodâs Toastie. âGet Unjadedâ and âThe Neoprene Ravineâ are brilliant, the band on fire. While there are scores of bands who take inspiration from the Fall, the Cool Greenhouse seems to have cracked the code on how they wrote and arranged songs, sounding like the Fall without sounding like theyâre imitating them, if that makes sense. I dare say âGet Unjadedâ could hold its own on This Nationâs Saving Grace, and âThe Neoprene Ravineâ would fit onto Dragnet. While those are the big patterns I noticed on Sodâs Toastie, in my mind, the big picture gets overshadowed by the relentless barrage of memorable moments. For me, those include: the Wizard of Oz moment in âMusiciansâ when the song transitions from the spare home recording of its first section to the lush, Fela Kuti-inspired full band section; the bit about cello tape that starts âSodâs Toastie;â when Tom shouts âguitar solo!â in âGet Unjadedâ and then launches into a keyboard solo; the backwards guitar effects in âSodâs Toastie;â the whole of the vinyl-only bonus track âThe Next Stage of Destiny,â a surreal drone whose lyrics are a nonsensical string of cliches delivered by the guy who voices movie trailers; the way Tom hangs on the line âtoo busy sucking on my little green ding dongâ in âThe Neoprene Ravine;â the end of âSodâs Toastie,â when the song seems like itâs going to go on forever, but ends abruptly; the following line from âGet Unjaded:â âI think I can still see joy in people / the way you can still see the ghosts of dinosaurs in birds.â Listing these moments makes me realize that, while most of the hardcore and punk I listen to is geared toward creating albums and EPs that carry a stable vibe through multiple tracks, The Cool Greenhouse feeds my love of the song. There are plenty of my favorite records where I couldnât tell you the titles of the songs, but I donât have that problem with TCG⊠every song is its own universe, with a unique central conceitâa raison d'ĂȘtreâand a wealth of details that make it come alive, like a musical version of speculative fiction. In summation, Sodâs Toastie is another brilliant record by a brilliant group. Hereâs hoping the Cool Greenhouse follows the Fallâs lead and has a long career with a sprawling discography packed with stunners like Sodâs Toastie.
Our take: While I try to keep my writing for the Sorry State newsletter snappy, writing about the new album from the Cool Greenhouse, one of my favorite bands in the world, feels like an appropriate time to surrender to my natural tendency toward verbosity. If you havenât heard the Cool Greenhouse before, their songs are very witty and lyrically dense, often analyzing the absurdities of todayâs world and frequently causing me to literally LOL. Their music covers a wide stylistic swath, but they are followers of the Fall who have absorbed the three Rs, and their emphasis on repetition keeps the focus on the lyrics, which are the star of the show. The Cool Greenhouse is quirky and isnât for everyone (especially if you donât have a taste for things that are very British), but if you want to check them out, I encourage you to do so. This album, Sodâs Toastie, is a fine starting point, though their single âAlexaâ is my favorite track, and I also rate the Crap Cardboard Pet EP highly. If youâre already a fan of TCG, as I am, the question is: how does Sodâs Toastie stack up against their discography so far? My first impression was that itâs quite dark. While TCG hasnât shied away from the bleaker corners of reality on their previous releases (see, for instance, â4chanâ from their first album), Sodâs Toastie lingers on downer vibes that make me wonder, âTom, are you OK?â The title track is super depressing (though also hilarious), and âY.O.L.H.â and âI Lost My Headâ are also palpably bleak. After spending some time digesting Sodâs Toastie, though, I hear a lot of variation. âMusiciansâ and âGet Unjadedâ are both musically (if not lyrically) joyous, and âThe Next Stage of Destinyâ and âThe Neoprene Ravineâ are so acid-fried that itâs hard to figure out where they fall on the emotional register. Another thing that sticks out about Sodâs Toastie is its mix of home-recorded and full-band tracks. Who knows if this pattern will hold, but so far the Cool Greenhouseâs singles and EPs have been home productions that relied heavily on synths and drum machines, while their first album from 2020 featured a full-band lineup. Sodâs Toastie mixes the two approaches, and it works. I think the first album missed Tomâs home recording style, which has just as much character as his lyrics, but I also think the band has come into their own on Sodâs Toastie. âGet Unjadedâ and âThe Neoprene Ravineâ are brilliant, the band on fire. While there are scores of bands who take inspiration from the Fall, the Cool Greenhouse seems to have cracked the code on how they wrote and arranged songs, sounding like the Fall without sounding like theyâre imitating them, if that makes sense. I dare say âGet Unjadedâ could hold its own on This Nationâs Saving Grace, and âThe Neoprene Ravineâ would fit onto Dragnet. While those are the big patterns I noticed on Sodâs Toastie, in my mind, the big picture gets overshadowed by the relentless barrage of memorable moments. For me, those include: the Wizard of Oz moment in âMusiciansâ when the song transitions from the spare home recording of its first section to the lush, Fela Kuti-inspired full band section; the bit about cello tape that starts âSodâs Toastie;â when Tom shouts âguitar solo!â in âGet Unjadedâ and then launches into a keyboard solo; the backwards guitar effects in âSodâs Toastie;â the whole of the vinyl-only bonus track âThe Next Stage of Destiny,â a surreal drone whose lyrics are a nonsensical string of cliches delivered by the guy who voices movie trailers; the way Tom hangs on the line âtoo busy sucking on my little green ding dongâ in âThe Neoprene Ravine;â the end of âSodâs Toastie,â when the song seems like itâs going to go on forever, but ends abruptly; the following line from âGet Unjaded:â âI think I can still see joy in people / the way you can still see the ghosts of dinosaurs in birds.â Listing these moments makes me realize that, while most of the hardcore and punk I listen to is geared toward creating albums and EPs that carry a stable vibe through multiple tracks, The Cool Greenhouse feeds my love of the song. There are plenty of my favorite records where I couldnât tell you the titles of the songs, but I donât have that problem with TCG⊠every song is its own universe, with a unique central conceitâa raison d'ĂȘtreâand a wealth of details that make it come alive, like a musical version of speculative fiction. In summation, Sodâs Toastie is another brilliant record by a brilliant group. Hereâs hoping the Cool Greenhouse follows the Fallâs lead and has a long career with a sprawling discography packed with stunners like Sodâs Toastie.
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The Cool Greenhouse: Sod's Toastie 12"
The Cool Greenhouse: Sod's Toastie 12"
Since the release of their acclaimed debut in 2020, supported by DIY & NME, the bandâs break-out track Alexa! has garnered over half a million plays, they have played throughout Europe including a host of festival slots (Latitude, Eurosonic and Glastonbury), and been playlisted by bands such as Gorillaz and Yard Act. With Hard Rock Potato, the first single from sophomore LP 'Sodâs Toastie' the band are set to continue their upward trajectory and capitalise on their numerous successes.
Our take: While I try to keep my writing for the Sorry State newsletter snappy, writing about the new album from the Cool Greenhouse, one of my favorite bands in the world, feels like an appropriate time to surrender to my natural tendency toward verbosity. If you havenât heard the Cool Greenhouse before, their songs are very witty and lyrically dense, often analyzing the absurdities of todayâs world and frequently causing me to literally LOL. Their music covers a wide stylistic swath, but they are followers of the Fall who have absorbed the three Rs, and their emphasis on repetition keeps the focus on the lyrics, which are the star of the show. The Cool Greenhouse is quirky and isnât for everyone (especially if you donât have a taste for things that are very British), but if you want to check them out, I encourage you to do so. This album, Sodâs Toastie, is a fine starting point, though their single âAlexaâ is my favorite track, and I also rate the Crap Cardboard Pet EP highly. If youâre already a fan of TCG, as I am, the question is: how does Sodâs Toastie stack up against their discography so far? My first impression was that itâs quite dark. While TCG hasnât shied away from the bleaker corners of reality on their previous releases (see, for instance, â4chanâ from their first album), Sodâs Toastie lingers on downer vibes that make me wonder, âTom, are you OK?â The title track is super depressing (though also hilarious), and âY.O.L.H.â and âI Lost My Headâ are also palpably bleak. After spending some time digesting Sodâs Toastie, though, I hear a lot of variation. âMusiciansâ and âGet Unjadedâ are both musically (if not lyrically) joyous, and âThe Next Stage of Destinyâ and âThe Neoprene Ravineâ are so acid-fried that itâs hard to figure out where they fall on the emotional register. Another thing that sticks out about Sodâs Toastie is its mix of home-recorded and full-band tracks. Who knows if this pattern will hold, but so far the Cool Greenhouseâs singles and EPs have been home productions that relied heavily on synths and drum machines, while their first album from 2020 featured a full-band lineup. Sodâs Toastie mixes the two approaches, and it works. I think the first album missed Tomâs home recording style, which has just as much character as his lyrics, but I also think the band has come into their own on Sodâs Toastie. âGet Unjadedâ and âThe Neoprene Ravineâ are brilliant, the band on fire. While there are scores of bands who take inspiration from the Fall, the Cool Greenhouse seems to have cracked the code on how they wrote and arranged songs, sounding like the Fall without sounding like theyâre imitating them, if that makes sense. I dare say âGet Unjadedâ could hold its own on This Nationâs Saving Grace, and âThe Neoprene Ravineâ would fit onto Dragnet. While those are the big patterns I noticed on Sodâs Toastie, in my mind, the big picture gets overshadowed by the relentless barrage of memorable moments. For me, those include: the Wizard of Oz moment in âMusiciansâ when the song transitions from the spare home recording of its first section to the lush, Fela Kuti-inspired full band section; the bit about cello tape that starts âSodâs Toastie;â when Tom shouts âguitar solo!â in âGet Unjadedâ and then launches into a keyboard solo; the backwards guitar effects in âSodâs Toastie;â the whole of the vinyl-only bonus track âThe Next Stage of Destiny,â a surreal drone whose lyrics are a nonsensical string of cliches delivered by the guy who voices movie trailers; the way Tom hangs on the line âtoo busy sucking on my little green ding dongâ in âThe Neoprene Ravine;â the end of âSodâs Toastie,â when the song seems like itâs going to go on forever, but ends abruptly; the following line from âGet Unjaded:â âI think I can still see joy in people / the way you can still see the ghosts of dinosaurs in birds.â Listing these moments makes me realize that, while most of the hardcore and punk I listen to is geared toward creating albums and EPs that carry a stable vibe through multiple tracks, The Cool Greenhouse feeds my love of the song. There are plenty of my favorite records where I couldnât tell you the titles of the songs, but I donât have that problem with TCG⊠every song is its own universe, with a unique central conceitâa raison d'ĂȘtreâand a wealth of details that make it come alive, like a musical version of speculative fiction. In summation, Sodâs Toastie is another brilliant record by a brilliant group. Hereâs hoping the Cool Greenhouse follows the Fallâs lead and has a long career with a sprawling discography packed with stunners like Sodâs Toastie.
Our take: While I try to keep my writing for the Sorry State newsletter snappy, writing about the new album from the Cool Greenhouse, one of my favorite bands in the world, feels like an appropriate time to surrender to my natural tendency toward verbosity. If you havenât heard the Cool Greenhouse before, their songs are very witty and lyrically dense, often analyzing the absurdities of todayâs world and frequently causing me to literally LOL. Their music covers a wide stylistic swath, but they are followers of the Fall who have absorbed the three Rs, and their emphasis on repetition keeps the focus on the lyrics, which are the star of the show. The Cool Greenhouse is quirky and isnât for everyone (especially if you donât have a taste for things that are very British), but if you want to check them out, I encourage you to do so. This album, Sodâs Toastie, is a fine starting point, though their single âAlexaâ is my favorite track, and I also rate the Crap Cardboard Pet EP highly. If youâre already a fan of TCG, as I am, the question is: how does Sodâs Toastie stack up against their discography so far? My first impression was that itâs quite dark. While TCG hasnât shied away from the bleaker corners of reality on their previous releases (see, for instance, â4chanâ from their first album), Sodâs Toastie lingers on downer vibes that make me wonder, âTom, are you OK?â The title track is super depressing (though also hilarious), and âY.O.L.H.â and âI Lost My Headâ are also palpably bleak. After spending some time digesting Sodâs Toastie, though, I hear a lot of variation. âMusiciansâ and âGet Unjadedâ are both musically (if not lyrically) joyous, and âThe Next Stage of Destinyâ and âThe Neoprene Ravineâ are so acid-fried that itâs hard to figure out where they fall on the emotional register. Another thing that sticks out about Sodâs Toastie is its mix of home-recorded and full-band tracks. Who knows if this pattern will hold, but so far the Cool Greenhouseâs singles and EPs have been home productions that relied heavily on synths and drum machines, while their first album from 2020 featured a full-band lineup. Sodâs Toastie mixes the two approaches, and it works. I think the first album missed Tomâs home recording style, which has just as much character as his lyrics, but I also think the band has come into their own on Sodâs Toastie. âGet Unjadedâ and âThe Neoprene Ravineâ are brilliant, the band on fire. While there are scores of bands who take inspiration from the Fall, the Cool Greenhouse seems to have cracked the code on how they wrote and arranged songs, sounding like the Fall without sounding like theyâre imitating them, if that makes sense. I dare say âGet Unjadedâ could hold its own on This Nationâs Saving Grace, and âThe Neoprene Ravineâ would fit onto Dragnet. While those are the big patterns I noticed on Sodâs Toastie, in my mind, the big picture gets overshadowed by the relentless barrage of memorable moments. For me, those include: the Wizard of Oz moment in âMusiciansâ when the song transitions from the spare home recording of its first section to the lush, Fela Kuti-inspired full band section; the bit about cello tape that starts âSodâs Toastie;â when Tom shouts âguitar solo!â in âGet Unjadedâ and then launches into a keyboard solo; the backwards guitar effects in âSodâs Toastie;â the whole of the vinyl-only bonus track âThe Next Stage of Destiny,â a surreal drone whose lyrics are a nonsensical string of cliches delivered by the guy who voices movie trailers; the way Tom hangs on the line âtoo busy sucking on my little green ding dongâ in âThe Neoprene Ravine;â the end of âSodâs Toastie,â when the song seems like itâs going to go on forever, but ends abruptly; the following line from âGet Unjaded:â âI think I can still see joy in people / the way you can still see the ghosts of dinosaurs in birds.â Listing these moments makes me realize that, while most of the hardcore and punk I listen to is geared toward creating albums and EPs that carry a stable vibe through multiple tracks, The Cool Greenhouse feeds my love of the song. There are plenty of my favorite records where I couldnât tell you the titles of the songs, but I donât have that problem with TCG⊠every song is its own universe, with a unique central conceitâa raison d'ĂȘtreâand a wealth of details that make it come alive, like a musical version of speculative fiction. In summation, Sodâs Toastie is another brilliant record by a brilliant group. Hereâs hoping the Cool Greenhouse follows the Fallâs lead and has a long career with a sprawling discography packed with stunners like Sodâs Toastie.
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Since the release of their acclaimed debut in 2020, supported by DIY & NME, the bandâs break-out track Alexa! has garnered over half a million plays, they have played throughout Europe including a host of festival slots (Latitude, Eurosonic and Glastonbury), and been playlisted by bands such as Gorillaz and Yard Act. With Hard Rock Potato, the first single from sophomore LP 'Sodâs Toastie' the band are set to continue their upward trajectory and capitalise on their numerous successes.
Our take: While I try to keep my writing for the Sorry State newsletter snappy, writing about the new album from the Cool Greenhouse, one of my favorite bands in the world, feels like an appropriate time to surrender to my natural tendency toward verbosity. If you havenât heard the Cool Greenhouse before, their songs are very witty and lyrically dense, often analyzing the absurdities of todayâs world and frequently causing me to literally LOL. Their music covers a wide stylistic swath, but they are followers of the Fall who have absorbed the three Rs, and their emphasis on repetition keeps the focus on the lyrics, which are the star of the show. The Cool Greenhouse is quirky and isnât for everyone (especially if you donât have a taste for things that are very British), but if you want to check them out, I encourage you to do so. This album, Sodâs Toastie, is a fine starting point, though their single âAlexaâ is my favorite track, and I also rate the Crap Cardboard Pet EP highly. If youâre already a fan of TCG, as I am, the question is: how does Sodâs Toastie stack up against their discography so far? My first impression was that itâs quite dark. While TCG hasnât shied away from the bleaker corners of reality on their previous releases (see, for instance, â4chanâ from their first album), Sodâs Toastie lingers on downer vibes that make me wonder, âTom, are you OK?â The title track is super depressing (though also hilarious), and âY.O.L.H.â and âI Lost My Headâ are also palpably bleak. After spending some time digesting Sodâs Toastie, though, I hear a lot of variation. âMusiciansâ and âGet Unjadedâ are both musically (if not lyrically) joyous, and âThe Next Stage of Destinyâ and âThe Neoprene Ravineâ are so acid-fried that itâs hard to figure out where they fall on the emotional register. Another thing that sticks out about Sodâs Toastie is its mix of home-recorded and full-band tracks. Who knows if this pattern will hold, but so far the Cool Greenhouseâs singles and EPs have been home productions that relied heavily on synths and drum machines, while their first album from 2020 featured a full-band lineup. Sodâs Toastie mixes the two approaches, and it works. I think the first album missed Tomâs home recording style, which has just as much character as his lyrics, but I also think the band has come into their own on Sodâs Toastie. âGet Unjadedâ and âThe Neoprene Ravineâ are brilliant, the band on fire. While there are scores of bands who take inspiration from the Fall, the Cool Greenhouse seems to have cracked the code on how they wrote and arranged songs, sounding like the Fall without sounding like theyâre imitating them, if that makes sense. I dare say âGet Unjadedâ could hold its own on This Nationâs Saving Grace, and âThe Neoprene Ravineâ would fit onto Dragnet. While those are the big patterns I noticed on Sodâs Toastie, in my mind, the big picture gets overshadowed by the relentless barrage of memorable moments. For me, those include: the Wizard of Oz moment in âMusiciansâ when the song transitions from the spare home recording of its first section to the lush, Fela Kuti-inspired full band section; the bit about cello tape that starts âSodâs Toastie;â when Tom shouts âguitar solo!â in âGet Unjadedâ and then launches into a keyboard solo; the backwards guitar effects in âSodâs Toastie;â the whole of the vinyl-only bonus track âThe Next Stage of Destiny,â a surreal drone whose lyrics are a nonsensical string of cliches delivered by the guy who voices movie trailers; the way Tom hangs on the line âtoo busy sucking on my little green ding dongâ in âThe Neoprene Ravine;â the end of âSodâs Toastie,â when the song seems like itâs going to go on forever, but ends abruptly; the following line from âGet Unjaded:â âI think I can still see joy in people / the way you can still see the ghosts of dinosaurs in birds.â Listing these moments makes me realize that, while most of the hardcore and punk I listen to is geared toward creating albums and EPs that carry a stable vibe through multiple tracks, The Cool Greenhouse feeds my love of the song. There are plenty of my favorite records where I couldnât tell you the titles of the songs, but I donât have that problem with TCG⊠every song is its own universe, with a unique central conceitâa raison d'ĂȘtreâand a wealth of details that make it come alive, like a musical version of speculative fiction. In summation, Sodâs Toastie is another brilliant record by a brilliant group. Hereâs hoping the Cool Greenhouse follows the Fallâs lead and has a long career with a sprawling discography packed with stunners like Sodâs Toastie.
Our take: While I try to keep my writing for the Sorry State newsletter snappy, writing about the new album from the Cool Greenhouse, one of my favorite bands in the world, feels like an appropriate time to surrender to my natural tendency toward verbosity. If you havenât heard the Cool Greenhouse before, their songs are very witty and lyrically dense, often analyzing the absurdities of todayâs world and frequently causing me to literally LOL. Their music covers a wide stylistic swath, but they are followers of the Fall who have absorbed the three Rs, and their emphasis on repetition keeps the focus on the lyrics, which are the star of the show. The Cool Greenhouse is quirky and isnât for everyone (especially if you donât have a taste for things that are very British), but if you want to check them out, I encourage you to do so. This album, Sodâs Toastie, is a fine starting point, though their single âAlexaâ is my favorite track, and I also rate the Crap Cardboard Pet EP highly. If youâre already a fan of TCG, as I am, the question is: how does Sodâs Toastie stack up against their discography so far? My first impression was that itâs quite dark. While TCG hasnât shied away from the bleaker corners of reality on their previous releases (see, for instance, â4chanâ from their first album), Sodâs Toastie lingers on downer vibes that make me wonder, âTom, are you OK?â The title track is super depressing (though also hilarious), and âY.O.L.H.â and âI Lost My Headâ are also palpably bleak. After spending some time digesting Sodâs Toastie, though, I hear a lot of variation. âMusiciansâ and âGet Unjadedâ are both musically (if not lyrically) joyous, and âThe Next Stage of Destinyâ and âThe Neoprene Ravineâ are so acid-fried that itâs hard to figure out where they fall on the emotional register. Another thing that sticks out about Sodâs Toastie is its mix of home-recorded and full-band tracks. Who knows if this pattern will hold, but so far the Cool Greenhouseâs singles and EPs have been home productions that relied heavily on synths and drum machines, while their first album from 2020 featured a full-band lineup. Sodâs Toastie mixes the two approaches, and it works. I think the first album missed Tomâs home recording style, which has just as much character as his lyrics, but I also think the band has come into their own on Sodâs Toastie. âGet Unjadedâ and âThe Neoprene Ravineâ are brilliant, the band on fire. While there are scores of bands who take inspiration from the Fall, the Cool Greenhouse seems to have cracked the code on how they wrote and arranged songs, sounding like the Fall without sounding like theyâre imitating them, if that makes sense. I dare say âGet Unjadedâ could hold its own on This Nationâs Saving Grace, and âThe Neoprene Ravineâ would fit onto Dragnet. While those are the big patterns I noticed on Sodâs Toastie, in my mind, the big picture gets overshadowed by the relentless barrage of memorable moments. For me, those include: the Wizard of Oz moment in âMusiciansâ when the song transitions from the spare home recording of its first section to the lush, Fela Kuti-inspired full band section; the bit about cello tape that starts âSodâs Toastie;â when Tom shouts âguitar solo!â in âGet Unjadedâ and then launches into a keyboard solo; the backwards guitar effects in âSodâs Toastie;â the whole of the vinyl-only bonus track âThe Next Stage of Destiny,â a surreal drone whose lyrics are a nonsensical string of cliches delivered by the guy who voices movie trailers; the way Tom hangs on the line âtoo busy sucking on my little green ding dongâ in âThe Neoprene Ravine;â the end of âSodâs Toastie,â when the song seems like itâs going to go on forever, but ends abruptly; the following line from âGet Unjaded:â âI think I can still see joy in people / the way you can still see the ghosts of dinosaurs in birds.â Listing these moments makes me realize that, while most of the hardcore and punk I listen to is geared toward creating albums and EPs that carry a stable vibe through multiple tracks, The Cool Greenhouse feeds my love of the song. There are plenty of my favorite records where I couldnât tell you the titles of the songs, but I donât have that problem with TCG⊠every song is its own universe, with a unique central conceitâa raison d'ĂȘtreâand a wealth of details that make it come alive, like a musical version of speculative fiction. In summation, Sodâs Toastie is another brilliant record by a brilliant group. Hereâs hoping the Cool Greenhouse follows the Fallâs lead and has a long career with a sprawling discography packed with stunners like Sodâs Toastie.













