“Portland’s Suck Lords graciously and salaciously bring us five tracks in about as many minutes of USHC-inspired-USHC by veterans of USHC. In the city of No-Sales-Tax the daily minutia of constant-development and self-automated Kombucha stores is enough to make one say “fuck it” and just play ripping fast hardcore all-day, all-night, all-their-life. Sometimes groove, sometimes wall-of-noise, there isn’t really much to say about SUCK LORDS aside from that they are a very good Hardcore band. Like an Americanized PROTES BENGT or a less Canadian NEOS. “Wahhhhh””