Cruelster: Riot Boys 12"
Cruelsterâs new record really is Against All Authority. Donnie got elected people thought the silver lining would be better punk? Hope youâre happy ! Hereâs the one weâve all been waiting in the mud for. Fourteen Tracks of seemingly dumb hardcore arranged to roast right wing daytime radio talking points. No flag remains unstood for here. âCrisis in Local Government Part IIIâ, âThe Pipeline could Workâ, âGold Studded Citizenâ are only a taste of the ridicule. Join the Riot Boys and Laugh at the system like never before.
Our take: Second 12â from this Cleveland band. They share members with Perverts Again, Bulsch, and Roobydocks, so if youâre following that scene this is already on your âto-buyâ list, and rightly so. This group of people is making some of the most innovative, interesting, and contemporary-sounding punk Iâve heard, and Riot Boys is an essential piece of the puzzle. However, even if you can hear how interesting, important, and great it is, it will still try your patience. Thatâs because, while other parts of the punk scene try to create a kind of punk (or, more broadly, liberal) utopia, Cruelster engage with the shit the rest of us do our best to ignore, and itâs fucking ugly. Nowhere is that clearer than on the lengthy sample that starts the album. The narrator reads a letter to the editor of a Captain America comic book, and as the letter unfolds we gradually understand the writer is a nut. The letter continues to get weirder until it culminates in a series of death threats against the editors. Of a fucking Captain America comic. This is the perfect segue into âCrisis in Local Government Part III,â whose chorus (insofar as you can call anything in a Cruelster song a chorus) is âI want to see American Sniper / I want to see Bradley Cooper as Chris.â While their music is jagged, awkward, and interesting, whatâs unsettling about Cruelster is how they dig deep into this mentality, pushing past the Fox News caricature and getting at the mundaneâand humanâthought processes behind it. Itâs a place most punks won't go, and for that reason itâs worth going there. That Cruelster marry this aesthetic to weird, interesting, and powerful music is either the cake or the icing, depending on your perspective.
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Cruelster: Riot Boys 12"
Cruelster: Riot Boys 12"
Cruelsterâs new record really is Against All Authority. Donnie got elected people thought the silver lining would be better punk? Hope youâre happy ! Hereâs the one weâve all been waiting in the mud for. Fourteen Tracks of seemingly dumb hardcore arranged to roast right wing daytime radio talking points. No flag remains unstood for here. âCrisis in Local Government Part IIIâ, âThe Pipeline could Workâ, âGold Studded Citizenâ are only a taste of the ridicule. Join the Riot Boys and Laugh at the system like never before.
Our take: Second 12â from this Cleveland band. They share members with Perverts Again, Bulsch, and Roobydocks, so if youâre following that scene this is already on your âto-buyâ list, and rightly so. This group of people is making some of the most innovative, interesting, and contemporary-sounding punk Iâve heard, and Riot Boys is an essential piece of the puzzle. However, even if you can hear how interesting, important, and great it is, it will still try your patience. Thatâs because, while other parts of the punk scene try to create a kind of punk (or, more broadly, liberal) utopia, Cruelster engage with the shit the rest of us do our best to ignore, and itâs fucking ugly. Nowhere is that clearer than on the lengthy sample that starts the album. The narrator reads a letter to the editor of a Captain America comic book, and as the letter unfolds we gradually understand the writer is a nut. The letter continues to get weirder until it culminates in a series of death threats against the editors. Of a fucking Captain America comic. This is the perfect segue into âCrisis in Local Government Part III,â whose chorus (insofar as you can call anything in a Cruelster song a chorus) is âI want to see American Sniper / I want to see Bradley Cooper as Chris.â While their music is jagged, awkward, and interesting, whatâs unsettling about Cruelster is how they dig deep into this mentality, pushing past the Fox News caricature and getting at the mundaneâand humanâthought processes behind it. Itâs a place most punks won't go, and for that reason itâs worth going there. That Cruelster marry this aesthetic to weird, interesting, and powerful music is either the cake or the icing, depending on your perspective.
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Cruelsterâs new record really is Against All Authority. Donnie got elected people thought the silver lining would be better punk? Hope youâre happy ! Hereâs the one weâve all been waiting in the mud for. Fourteen Tracks of seemingly dumb hardcore arranged to roast right wing daytime radio talking points. No flag remains unstood for here. âCrisis in Local Government Part IIIâ, âThe Pipeline could Workâ, âGold Studded Citizenâ are only a taste of the ridicule. Join the Riot Boys and Laugh at the system like never before.
Our take: Second 12â from this Cleveland band. They share members with Perverts Again, Bulsch, and Roobydocks, so if youâre following that scene this is already on your âto-buyâ list, and rightly so. This group of people is making some of the most innovative, interesting, and contemporary-sounding punk Iâve heard, and Riot Boys is an essential piece of the puzzle. However, even if you can hear how interesting, important, and great it is, it will still try your patience. Thatâs because, while other parts of the punk scene try to create a kind of punk (or, more broadly, liberal) utopia, Cruelster engage with the shit the rest of us do our best to ignore, and itâs fucking ugly. Nowhere is that clearer than on the lengthy sample that starts the album. The narrator reads a letter to the editor of a Captain America comic book, and as the letter unfolds we gradually understand the writer is a nut. The letter continues to get weirder until it culminates in a series of death threats against the editors. Of a fucking Captain America comic. This is the perfect segue into âCrisis in Local Government Part III,â whose chorus (insofar as you can call anything in a Cruelster song a chorus) is âI want to see American Sniper / I want to see Bradley Cooper as Chris.â While their music is jagged, awkward, and interesting, whatâs unsettling about Cruelster is how they dig deep into this mentality, pushing past the Fox News caricature and getting at the mundaneâand humanâthought processes behind it. Itâs a place most punks won't go, and for that reason itâs worth going there. That Cruelster marry this aesthetic to weird, interesting, and powerful music is either the cake or the icing, depending on your perspective.











