Civil Protection: Midlife Mayhem 12"
A bottle screen-printed with "ACAB," diabetic jeans, a disappointing Pope for Satanism, Nazi aliens, a revolution in an office, a recipe without Israeli products...
Welcome to the universe of Midlife Mayhem, the new LP by Civil Protection. Seventeen punk rock tracks that hit you like a brick in a minute and a half.
Guitar solos? Not a chance. Itās 2025: nobody has time for that.
Midlife Mayhem (La Ruidosa Records, 2025) covers the entire punk spectrum: from the raw noise of the ā77 scene, through the dizzying speed of ā82, to pretending they can play and brushing against the melody of ā94. The result is an album loaded with biting irony, sharp social criticism, and self-deprecation, where the band can't stop laughing at itself⦠and, above all, at you.
This album is not just music; itās an irreverent ode with an eye on the midlife crisis, where Civil Protection spits on its own responsibilities and yours. Bills? Kids? Doesnāt matter. The only thing that counts is hitting the road for what really matters: punk rock and the recognition of a bunch of strangers in an eternal circle pit.
- Format Type: 12"
- Genre: punk
- Year: 2025
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Civil Protection: Midlife Mayhem 12"
Civil Protection: Midlife Mayhem 12"
A bottle screen-printed with "ACAB," diabetic jeans, a disappointing Pope for Satanism, Nazi aliens, a revolution in an office, a recipe without Israeli products...
Welcome to the universe of Midlife Mayhem, the new LP by Civil Protection. Seventeen punk rock tracks that hit you like a brick in a minute and a half.
Guitar solos? Not a chance. Itās 2025: nobody has time for that.
Midlife Mayhem (La Ruidosa Records, 2025) covers the entire punk spectrum: from the raw noise of the ā77 scene, through the dizzying speed of ā82, to pretending they can play and brushing against the melody of ā94. The result is an album loaded with biting irony, sharp social criticism, and self-deprecation, where the band can't stop laughing at itself⦠and, above all, at you.
This album is not just music; itās an irreverent ode with an eye on the midlife crisis, where Civil Protection spits on its own responsibilities and yours. Bills? Kids? Doesnāt matter. The only thing that counts is hitting the road for what really matters: punk rock and the recognition of a bunch of strangers in an eternal circle pit.
- Format Type: 12"
- Genre: punk
- Year: 2025
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A bottle screen-printed with "ACAB," diabetic jeans, a disappointing Pope for Satanism, Nazi aliens, a revolution in an office, a recipe without Israeli products...
Welcome to the universe of Midlife Mayhem, the new LP by Civil Protection. Seventeen punk rock tracks that hit you like a brick in a minute and a half.
Guitar solos? Not a chance. Itās 2025: nobody has time for that.
Midlife Mayhem (La Ruidosa Records, 2025) covers the entire punk spectrum: from the raw noise of the ā77 scene, through the dizzying speed of ā82, to pretending they can play and brushing against the melody of ā94. The result is an album loaded with biting irony, sharp social criticism, and self-deprecation, where the band can't stop laughing at itself⦠and, above all, at you.
This album is not just music; itās an irreverent ode with an eye on the midlife crisis, where Civil Protection spits on its own responsibilities and yours. Bills? Kids? Doesnāt matter. The only thing that counts is hitting the road for what really matters: punk rock and the recognition of a bunch of strangers in an eternal circle pit.
- Format Type: 12"
- Genre: punk
- Year: 2025












